This guy I know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year, and he invites literally everyone in our grade, and this year I’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down, because I once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back.
That’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
It was a mechanical pencil.
You may proceed.
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
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I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS
SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
reblogging for the usage of the preacher jet.
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yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
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